going back on the game From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (31 minutes old)

to raise some £ perhaps i could offer my services well i am not the sreamline model i once was so thats 25% off over forty well thats another discount of 25% few grey hairs well thats another 25%… more

expencive world From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (53 minutes old)

I poped into boots today, and wanted some foundation, had been recomended to get maxfactor ,as untill i get my laser treatment i must get somthing with very good coverage, well i looked and saw the on… more

safe driving From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

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Why Women are the Luckier Sex Part From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

1 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems suppor… more

freshly dug and picked From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

oh dear my allottment looks a mess! i realy must try harder to get some done, but i did gather these, it makes me feel so good to come back with a bagfull. … more

nails From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

my nails are growing ,and my hands look much better since i have started using goves when gardening, i have no idea about shape, but i am going to o and get some nail varnish any ideas or help wou… more

tounges ! From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

hi ! i had a hot hot ot dream last night, and sadly seem to have forgotten most of it but i do remember being in a hot embrase and kissing and being caresed and having a sexy tounge in my mouth! who … more

good morning From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

sheets in the macine and nearly ready for the line ,lounge hovered, kichen widows washed, bumble brushed, three pairs of trousers ironed, and done a bit of cross stich , ready for a cupa? xxx and it… more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

come on dawn From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (2 days old)

been sitting here since five am reading your kind comments , and yes they help so much, thank you all that have written, i feel such a need to go on, and having feedback, when you have a problem gi… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

flowers From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (3 days old)

my lounge windowis full of my orchids at the mo, they go on for weeks and weeks and i seem to do realy well with them, these are nearly ten years old and flower twice a year. xx… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

expextant mum From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (3 days old)

I am only a week away from the birth of some new guinea pigs, i have moved her in on her own into the house, but the sunshine was shinning so i put her out with the ladies today. … more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

empty silent painfull From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (5 days old)

wish the phone would ring, wish for a tap on the door, silence is painfull tonight, silence wy go away i talk to myself do you, i do it out loud, wish someone would ring wish for a tap on the … more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

on advice From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (5 days old)

have just spoken to somone and been told i need to keep my vol work as it will help with my gender assesment ,working and living for two years. so i will have to re think my plans… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

Unrequited Love From piratequeen89 in Dead Men Tell No Tales (6 days old)

Is excruciatingly painful. … more